| it was saturday night guess that makes it alright |
[Dec. 7th, 2009@10:06 pm] |
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| | prince - little red corvette | ] |
GUESS WHAT GUYS
last night in some sick spell of liquid paper-induced inebriation psychosis i decided it was a good idea to text jesse!
AND THEN IT WAS!
AHAHAHAHSHDHJDJFKAJFJGKSAJshhghg
let's just say i had no idea that the conversation i started last night would end tonight in us discussing his genitalia (which for the record he brought up, not me!) and him talking about how he hasn't "gotten any in several months" BWAGHAHAHAHSHSHAAAA! he said "if only you weren't so far away lol" yet that never stopped him before lolzzz
we didn't finalize any plans because after he said that, i somehow managed in my excitement to get my phone on the chair i was sitting in where it made its way under me and was lost and forgotten for the next hour or so. turns out there's no service in between my thighs :O
soooo once again i've mistakenly ended a good thing by putting the wrong electronic device between my legs. but this ain't over. i should write a book on this shiz.
in other news, i can't stop listening to prince. today i overdrew my checking account by $10. I LOVE CHRISTMAS! /not sarcasm
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| dear diary, today i ate a daffodill |
[Nov. 30th, 2009@10:05 pm] |
i know another thing i'm getting!!:
or at least i better get it lolololll it's only $10!
today me and rick made a video of ourselves playing resident evil: umbrella chronicles lolll... if he ever uploads it to his youtube i'll post it for you all hahaha. it's just us playing through like 30 minutes of the game with (hilarious and unrelated) commentary, like "mom, these cookies are burned!" and "i hate these rapscallions!" and you can hear ella fitzgerald songs and people doing drugs in the background lulz. but we died cause i dropped burning hot cookie all over myself.
my mouse is totally fucked up, it keeps teleporting all over the place and clicking on things i didn't click on >:O! it almost made me buy 80 dollars worth of coffee, email a 500 lb transvestite on adultfriendfinder, and download some kind of twilight-themed screensaver... those were all separate instances of course, but just to show you some of the humorous things i've almost done thanks to having a broken mouse.
and in case you were wondering, here's a picture of the most exciting thing in my life right now:
flavored hot chocolate :O
the grinch was on earlier! i wanna do a music post soon... snow/christmas-themed obv. it's supposed to snow tonight :B |
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| YOU'RE LAYING ON MY POPSICLE |
[Nov. 29th, 2009@08:36 pm] |
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| | abide - heavenbound | ] |
those people came and took cathy... NOW I'M ALL ALONE
PICTURE TIME:
i don't wanna go to work tomorrow >:O |
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| i don't wanna light a fire |
[Nov. 24th, 2009@05:24 pm] |
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| | the andrews sisters - merry christmas polka | ] |
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL
omgggg it might snow on friday :O! i might not go to work that day lolll. omg i could go shopping >:O! YES! i'm tired of work anyway... i spent my morning today covered in "manure water" driving around a golf cart with 4 picnic tables on top of it. AWKWARD. who else here loves their job?! lulzzz i still wanna apply at that piercing place/jewelry store in the mall but i just can't seem to flap my wings hard enough to fly over there...
sarah and mom left mooseland today and should be home tomorrow by noon. i can't say i'm excited about it. unless they brought me a present which is doubtful!
with all this time to myself having just me and rick and my dad here, i had time to clean and make PAPER SNOWFLAKES!
it's common knowledge that doing snow-related arts & crafts activities while alone in your room lamenting the fact that you're going to die alone encourages frozen participation, and you guys know how much i want it to snow >:O!!!
i've more than doubled this amount of presents now lol. and tomorrow more stuff will be coming in the mail so i'll have more to wrap :DDD
in other exciting news i finally bought leather laces for THE SHOES
i'll finally get to wear them for the first time since i dyed them and it'll be a glorious day :O
( and now a grainy blurry picture of my beautiful face )
well, i have to go wash the horse shit out of my hair now >:O! BYE |
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| "all my fat friends slayed a dragon" |
[Nov. 23rd, 2009@07:30 pm] |
njfjgfihkljgkl there's no racing at the track all week yet i have to be there 5 hours a day every day wtffff >:U
/anger
today i learned that a cancer patient (who i am a foot taller than) weighs more than me. i wonder if there's something wrong with me. everyone else in the world is a total fatass but i couldn't gain a pound if i tried. i've tried. OH YEAH AND THIS REMINDS ME OMG HOW COULD I FORGET
ok, if you have me added on twitter you might already know this cause i tweeted about it after it happened but i forgot to write about it in here. this is going to be LONG, and heavily saturated with MY OPINION ON FAT PEOPLE/WEIGHT ISSUES/BODY IMAGE, WHICH IS LESS OF AN OPINION THAN IT IS AN ABSOLUTE TRUTH SO IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH ABOUT FAT PEOPLE PRESENTED TO YOU IN AN UNORGANIZED ERRATIC FASHION WITH LOTS OF CAPS LOCK, THEN YOU'D DO WELL TO TAKE YOUR FAT LITTLE FINGER, PUT IT ON THE MOUSE, AND CLOSE FIREFOX. (IF YOU'RE USING SOME OTHER BROWSER JUST SLIT YOUR WRISTS NOW AND GET IT OVER WITH)
( here's what happened )
ok, now here's what i think about all that. first of all, it pissed me off. obviously.
second of all, and not really relevant - I LOVE HOW PEOPLE TRY TO SAY THEIR HAIR IS RED, OR THEIR CHILD'S HAIR IS RED AND ACT ALL PROUD AND SPECIAL WHEN IT'S FUCKING BLONDE LMAO. TRUST ME, IF YOUR HAIR WAS REALLY RED YOU WOULD BE A LOT LESS HAPPY ABOUT IT LOLOLOLOL
but seriously. making comments about peoples' weight like that is 500% INAPPROPRIATE. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE PERSON AND ARE PRACTICALLY SHOUTING THESE COMMENTS ACROSS A PUBLIC DOMAIN.
( cut the rest for tl;drness )
THE END!
and if i offended anyone, well then you better just
SUCK MY DICK! |
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| IT'S A SNOOOOOOOW FACTORYYYYYYY |
[Nov. 21st, 2009@05:21 pm] |
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| | wham - last christmasss | ] |
I GOT A KEYBOARD :D
i also have these:
YAY!
sarah and my mom just left to go to vermont for 4 days! my mom's mom is dying or something, so they made last-minute plans to go up there. i dunno. now it's just me and rick and my dad here :O and i'm trying to trick jesse into coming to see me this weekend hahahahahahaaaaa >:O!
wellll that girl who was stalking me finally got me. last night at giant eagle lolll.... you'll be hearing more about her i guess. a lot more probably. i really don't even care anymore. and with the help of these pills, I DON'T NEED TO CARE! lololoololl jk i'm not on drugs everybody.
and in other news, i think i have a new cat. the neighbors moved and left their cat here because they're rude dumb white trash. you may have seen the cat in previous picture posting adventures, he's all black and his name is cathy. i named him one day when he was knee-high to a pissant and someone woke me up by putting him on my face at 4 in the morning >:O! those were good times... those were better times, easier times! (not really)
so yeah unless they come back to get him which i doubt will happen, he's meins
here he is
lolll cat tongue :D
( pictures )
i really wish i had snow to play in. and someone to play in it with >:O |
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| hiatus |
[Nov. 17th, 2009@04:18 pm] |
sarah dumped a coke all over the keyboard im typing this on on-screen keyboard
brb for a week lol >:O |
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| i'm ready for santa clause, he is coming on a bison sleigh!!! |
[Nov. 15th, 2009@10:20 am] |
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| | shonen knife - SPACE CHRISTMAS! | ] |
i bought some wrapping paper and whatnot yesterday and me and sarah wrapped some stuff :D i think today we might put the tree up kekeke
LOOK AT THIS
hells yeah >:O
i bought myself some new lights too and i put them up in my room, then had a bokeh photoshoot
nothing says christmas like colorful out-of-focus dots!
and speaking of buying things, i bought myself this bag...
i shouldn't have, it was kind of expensive... but i wanted it. :| i know what you're thinking: "why didn't you just ask for it for christmas, jo, you dumb honky?!" well if it were so that there were someone planning to buy me something for christmas in the first place i don't think this person would know how to buy stuff on the interblag. derrr
my new favorite thing in the world is lapsang souchoung tea. omg so fucking good. we were at this weird store yesterday where they have weird things and i saw some and i've always wanted to try it. it's black tea that's been smoked over a pine fire. it tastes like... a campfire :O it's manly.
last night me and rick played call of duty until 1 in the morning and it's been a really long time since i stayed up til 1 in the morning cause i'm an old person lulz. now i feel like i got run over by a bus D:
i want a rename token. not for this journal, i wanna make a christmas music community. i want it to have a certain name that just got "deleted and purged" but i'm too cheap to buy the stupid thing lolll.
cmon, who will buy me a rename token in exchange for sexual favors?! anyone??? |
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| elephants |
[Nov. 9th, 2009@04:54 pm] |
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| | xing star - winter breeze | ] |
i just burned off all my tastebuds on fried cabbage. it wasn't even worth it D:
today has sucked. so far anyway. (i keep forgetting to remember that the sun setting no longer equals the day ending) first i got to work and realized i forgot my keys and had to wait til polly the transvestite came in before i could do anything. then my dumbassface lumberjack retard boss didn't bring me my paycheck so now i have to wait til tomorrow night to go get it >:O! then a horse at my dad's barn had to get tq'd for some reason so i was stuck there until 1:30.
buttttt jesse texted me last night. so not much can get me down really :D we talked about gay storm chasers lmaaaooo you know... that show where a bunch of flaming gaybos drive around in a pink tank looking for tornadoes........ yeah. they get sucked into tornadoes and have gay orgies in that pink thing. WHILE FLYING THROUGH TORNADOES
he has telekinesis
omg i feel like there's so much i need to do. there really isn't, i'm just imagining it lol. cause christmas is coming and it makes me feel like i need to do stuff :O
OH YEAH my septum is at an 8 now! that's BIGGER :D ergo better |
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| wake up, little ghost |
[Nov. 2nd, 2009@11:00 am] |
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| | christmas music mofos | ] |
i just came back to life tonight
when i get time (probly tomorrow) i am gonna update this lj FREAL i'm gonna update it so hard your momma's gonna feel it! >:O |
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| the worst witch |
[Oct. 7th, 2009@06:16 pm] |
lmaaoaosikdfnjfjbhkjfghgk jlldfl;gh;;;sdadsad sdg
"SCAR-EH! CREEP-EH!!!"
sweet jesus i would hit that so fucking hard. SO HARD |
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| GEORGE MICHAELS IS NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAAAAAAAAAINNN |
[Oct. 6th, 2009@10:04 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | i love wham! | ] |
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| | george michaels - careless whisper | ] |
fmgdljgfighmjh i've been trying to post for the last 4 days but every time i write something huge i end up not posting it for some retarded reason or another... in place of substance please accept this word salad: "tibia the 80s flesh-eating bacteria cold bad luck your mom horse diarrhea neon green wigs nightmare dumb amanda YAY"
and these pictures:
i'm the nicest mom in the world! :O
and this hilarious racially-insensitive quote: "it smells like pickled black boys in here!"
LOLOLOLOL BYE |
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[Sep. 27th, 2009@03:05 pm] |
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| | BORED >:O | ] |
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| | the noisettes - never forget you | ] |
it's autumn guys :D
omg yesterday JD went the whole entire day without so much as even thinking about texting me! i know cause i can read minds. it was a miracle. maybe he's finally getting the idea. the idea being "you are never going to 'date' me and you're wasting up all my texts" which i SAID to him. in those exact words.
this morning i had sleep paralysis and hallucinated that it was snowing outside and our yard was haunted by a giant giraffe who kept sticking its giant giraffe head in my window :(
rick got scribblenauts and it's SO FUN. you can crush babies with a steam roller! HOW HUMOROUS!
and in other important news... chestnut tea is good :O
i get paid tomorrow. i need to go to target and buy stuff that i need. and stuff that i don't need. AND HOT CHOCOLATE
...i miss jesse. and i still hate sundays. it's cold and according to weather.com it's gonna be cold for the rest of forever. YAY now i get to wear some cold weather stuff. IT'S TIME FOR OUTFIT PICS
yesterday i wore my $1 sweater from dots but i didn't take a picture, my outfit was just all black lulz i'm gawffic
( pics )
someone is making pumpkin pie and zucchini bread. and that's my cue to get off the internet.
18 days til where the wild things are :D!!!!!!
19 days til jesse's birfday
24 days til my birfday
25 days til saw :O!
33 days til halloween
...84 days til xmas
THE END~ |
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| i won't call you scarecrooooow |
[Sep. 22nd, 2009@09:36 pm] |
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| | the pillows - scarecrow | ] |
llololoollolldlkjgfjljdlfl;;fhgdd; THIS PICTURE IS ABOUT ~THE PASSING OF TIME~
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[Sep. 15th, 2009@07:41 pm] |
...i just realized that i love steampunk. i mean i've always loved it but i didn't know there was a name for it D: omfg this has changed my whole life you guys, i'm not even joking, ever since i was like 10 i've loved it, i just didn't know it was.... SOMETHING! BUT NOW I KNOW! and holy jizz when i was like 13 i tried to write/draw an epic steampunk story/comic about ~air pirates~ EXCEPT I WAS TALENTLESS AND HAD A TOUCH OF THE DOWNS SO I NEVER REALLY GOT ANYWHERE WITH IT LOLOLOLOLOLLOL
in other news, that kid has gone from texting me literally every 5 minutes (for 3 days straight) to only texting me twice today :U! YAY. i was afraid he was never gonna stop propositioning me with offers of coming over to his house to play dungeons and dragons and world of warcraft. who gave him the idea that those things were relevant to my interests, i have no idea. probably that german wench amanda >:O he was getting so annoying that i was actually considering asking him to please stop talking to me because it was really fucking giving me the creeps. i mean i was trying to be reciprocal as far as the conversation went but no matter what i said, all he could compose a response with were comments about me, leading me to believe he thinks he has a chance. i told him i was being swarmed by bees and he was like "it's cuz ur hair looks like a BIG FLUFFY FLOWER~~!@~@!!~#~! ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))" and i was just like UMMMM LOL YEEEAAHH....... i said i was cold and he was like "WELL IT'S CUZ UR SOOOO TINY HAHA! ;PPPPPP ~SMILEFACERAPISTEMOTICON" he's moving from i-feel-sorry-for-you-so-i'm-being-nice-to-you territory right straight into you-weigh-300-pounds-and-tuck-your-7-sizes-too-small-shirt-into-your-perpetually-unwashed-trousers-and-(when-you're-not-talking-about-fantasy-themed-board-games)-refuse-to-stop-making-comments-regarding-what-you've-noticed-about-my-physical-features-so-i-am-trying-like-hell-to-ignore-your-sweaty-creepy-and-probably-hairy-ass-for-the-rest-of-forever territory. goddd, next thing i now he'll be trying to call me or come over here. nfdjdfdfjgfhhkhgkhl UHHH... I HAVE TO GO WASH MY DOG >:O
anyway, GUESS WHAT?! i got accepted to art of tea's "judging panel" meaning they're gonna send me samples of their (really high-quality) leaves so i can judge them :O! I GET TO JUDGE STUFF!! for whoever didn't already know, i'm a tea nerd so this is like the most exciting thing ever for me. i pray they send me a sample of their frost oolong because i've been wanting to try it forever but it's like 50 bucks for half a lb :|
now if you'll excuse me i have to go send amanda lewd halloween-themed text messages.
who wants to be in my steampunk bluegrass band? |
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[Sep. 8th, 2009@11:25 pm] |
this brought joy to my soul. it's gonna be halloween soon and we're already making plans :D
we had a fire and now i'm covered in a million bug bites >:O
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